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365 Days of Fun and Chillaxation – 317 – Mother Human Takes Control of Marshmallows Near Fire

Submitted by on March 10, 2011 – 8:00 pm

If you had have popped out for a stroll at Rototai Beach this evening, you may have heard the shrill shrieks and excited cries of a herd of excited humans.

Drawing a little closer you may have noted group of mother humans with their young children, huddling around a smokey fire, accompanied by a boisterous Golden Retriever roving about nearby in the shallow low tide channel.  Had you moved a little closer and peaked over their shoulders you will have seen they were partaking in the bonding act of toasting marshmallows.

As an onlooker you may well have been welcomed into the herd and invited to join in in the ritual.  But be warned, the formerly shrieking lady with the burning marshmallows on her short, thin stick may have initially appeared to be of rational and of sane mind, but was actually exhibiting the typical signs of a human experiencing a sugar high, coupled with strong memories of her child-hood, thus inducing erratic, and child-like behavior.

Upon closer examination you will have noted that she’d abandoned her manners, was toasting as fast as she could, and was cradling her packet of marshmallows close to her chest, quite protectively, as a mother Gorilla does her new-born.  Any attempts to get near that bag will have been met with her assertive refusals before you were swiftly ignored as the mother human put a few more marshmallows on her stick and tried to get them as close to the red coals as possible so that they would catch fire.

Let it be noted that the mother human will have responded in a similar manner to any of the other humans, so caught up was she in re-living her child-hood memories.

Only later, in her home structure, will the human mother emerge from her fervent state, laugh at herself, and clean her teeth.

Today’s rating: 9/10

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